She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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