Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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