So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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