Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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