there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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