school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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