My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
