I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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