Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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