i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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