That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I party with great urgency now.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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