So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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