I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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