We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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