New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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