everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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