DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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