this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
