Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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