Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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