He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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