I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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