She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I supernannyed him into submission
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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