I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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