My brain says no but my pants say off.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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