I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Two words: blizzard sex
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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