you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
