what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
