drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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