i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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