The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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