Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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