I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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