I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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