**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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