things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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