I'm sorry my penis didn't work
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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