Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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