Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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