called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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