how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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