i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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