does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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