Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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