And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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