Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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