what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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