Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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