You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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