no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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