it hurts more in the daytime
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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