We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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