So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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