Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
His hands were made for my vagina.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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