quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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