Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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